UPDATE: The contest is now closed and we will announce the winner on Wednesday. Thanks!
That’s right, we’re giving shit away! Not a corporeal form of feces specifically but an actual, honest to goodness print of our comic strip! Which by the way, is a strip packaged, signed and sent of your choosing. That’s right, you [...]
And To Dust You Shall Return.
Good ole Ash Wednesday… it’s a day of repentance where you ask for forgiveness from a person you’ve wronged. Which is cool I guess but before you do that, why not give them one last chance to really think about it?
Back when we created the Pinkpocalypse V-Day cards for you fine readers, we had no idea that they would be as successful as they were. It was our first time out there on something like this and we can say, that without doubt, there are more of you sadistic bastards than we thought.
So as such, according to Leviticus 22:8, are kosher. That’s right, damn near 200 flavors are meat safe. One of the many reasons that Slurpee’s rule over ICEE’s like the Roman’s did with the Jews. Except, you know, in reverse, cause it’s safe for Jewish consumption.
Things not safe for Jewish consumption:
Today’s comic marks a different turn at Nick and Dooie. One you may not understand well or even at all. I certainly didn’t when this idea was brought up but after all, I never heard of the theory. Perhaps a story would help.
For those of you wanting to celebrate the Hallmark Holiday but don’t have a clue what to get your favorite person, why not go with a Valentine’s Day card from your friends at Nick and Dooie?
We’ve got three, that’s right, three! cards for your consideration. All you do is print them out, fill in the [...]
So I was sitting around thinking of Marco, as I so often do and it came to me: This guy got fucking shafted.
And if I feel this way, what would Marco, himself, think?
It takes me back to a story from my youth, when I was just a wee lad working as a dishwasher in the [...]
The Nick & Dooie.com crew is back to bring you Episode #2 of The Bob Stanford Show!!! This episode, we discuss a little about the release of January’s strips, as well as other random nonsense. Honestly, it wouldn’t be natural for us to not add a little chaos here and there.
Thanks for visiting, and enjoy [...]
The crazy part is, I really do think that Rush Limbaugh was raped by a homosexual Columbian circus bear when he was a child. How else do you explain some of the wild and crazy retarded shit he says on a daily basis?
The mere fact that this man gets any airtime at all in this [...]
Touching on our previous post about Google Chrome not being able to render RSS feeds, a simple update should take care of it as of today! Yeah! Go Google! Or something.
Now you can subscribe to our awesomesauce that is the Bob Standford Show!
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