Nick & Dooie

Even Peeps don’t rock this fucking hard.

As you all know, we like to make cards. You like to download cards. Naturally, we made another one. This time for Easter, to join our Lent cards. Go get it before April 4th smacks you in the face. ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

So on Monday we received our first piece of hate mail. I’ve got to tell you, it’s fucking fantastic. Despite if being riddled with spelling mistakes, poor grammar and a smug air of importance, it made our day.

Take a look:

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Welcome back! After a car accident, a move across country (which takes place today) and an invasion of gnarly gnomes, we’re back on track bringing you bad taste.

You might notice that today’s comic “And It Was Good” has a Part 1 box attached to it. A part of a series, which we’re proud to present to you, the Pope and our fellow webcomicing community. ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

Let me explain ourselves. When we ran the contest, it was designed to pass the word to your friends, so we could gather more fans. We admit, it was nothing but a ploy and we appreciate everyone’s participation. Granted, we would have loved our name spread further than it did but for the most part, we gained new fans, new readers (we hope) and a sense that some of you actually care. For that we thank you.

Now, let’s really get the heart of the matter. Who the fuck won this bad boy? ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

UPDATE: The contest is now closed and we will announce the winner on Wednesday. Thanks!

That’s right, we’re giving shit away! Not a corporeal form of feces specifically but an actual, honest to goodness print of our comic strip! Which by the way, is a strip packaged, signed and sent of your choosing. That’s right, you get to choose which one you want!

“So, how do I enter?” you’re asking… well, read on… read on. ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

And To Dust You Shall Return.

Good ole Ash Wednesday… it’s a day of repentance where you ask for forgiveness from a person you’ve wronged. Which is cool I guess but before you do that, why not give them one last chance to really think about it? ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

Back when we created the Pinkpocalypse V-Day cards for you fine readers, we had no idea that they would be as successful as they were. It was our first time out there on something like this and we can say, that without doubt, there are more of you sadistic bastards than we thought. ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

So as such, according to Leviticus 22:8, are kosher. That’s right, damn near 200 flavors are meat safe. One of the many reasons that Slurpee’s rule over ICEE’s like the Roman’s did with the Jews. Except, you know, in reverse, cause it’s safe for Jewish consumption.

Things not safe for Jewish consumption: ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

Today’s comic marks a different turn at Nick and Dooie. One you may not understand well or even at all. I certainly didn’t when this idea was brought up but after all, I never heard of the theory. Perhaps a story would help. ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

For those of you wanting to celebrate the Hallmark Holiday but don’t have a clue what to get your favorite person, why not go with a Valentine’s Day card from your friends at Nick and Dooie?

We’ve got three, that’s right, three! cards for your consideration. All you do is print them out, fill in the respective names in our convenient name bubbles and give away! Fun for girls and boys! (By the way, these print VERY nicely and damn cheap too, at your local Walgreens! Only 29 cents per 4×6!)

For those of you really wanting to get the point across, why not download our Bear Card? Be sure to let that special someone know you do have an animal in waiting. ↓ Read the rest of this entry…