Slurpee’s Don’t Eat Their Young
By But The Todd on February 15th, 2010Posted In: Nick and Dooie Blog
So as such, according to Leviticus 22:8, are kosher. That’s right, damn near 200 flavors are meat safe. One of the many reasons that Slurpee’s rule over ICEE’s like the Roman’s did with the Jews. Except, you know, in reverse, cause it’s safe for Jewish consumption.
Things not safe for Jewish consumption:
- Bacon
- Twizzlers
- ICEE’s
- Coffee Creamer
- Forks Used To Previous Eat A Liver
- Mustard Gas
- Piña Colada Slurpee
That’s right, Piña Colada is no good. Guess those fuckers at 7-11 dropped the ball on that one.
Regardless of that last statement, we wanted to salute the Slurpee. Hell, we even named a podcast after the mythical sonofabitch that invented the SLURPEE (note: not to be confused with the guy that invented the ICEE, that chump get’s nothing here), Mr. Bob Stanford. So here’s to you guys, thanks a bunch. Course, if any of you fine folk would like to buy US a Slurpee, we’d be totally stoked. A very convenient button is right below.
Not Nick, Nor Dooie but The Todd
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