The crazy part is, I really do think that Rush Limbaugh was raped by a homosexual Columbian circus bear when he was a child. How else do you explain some of the wild and crazy retarded shit he says on a daily basis?
The mere fact that this man gets any airtime at all in this country is sheer madness to me and speaks volumes about who our neighbors are. Granted, we also have pundits like Keith Olbermann, who in his own right, is completely batshit too. But at least he’s funny.
Now we aren’t trying to get politico on yas but the sheer idea of GIANT BEAR COCK was too great to ignore and we can’t think of another “person” more deserving.
I would also be remiss if I didn’t even mention the fucking pure badassness of PORT-A-PIE!
Not Nick, Nor Dooie but The Todd
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