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But The Todd

Hornily yours, 

But The Todd

While you’re at it, don’t forget the rest of them over at our store!

All of the Nick & Dooie Holiday Cards print at 4×6 or 6×4 at Walgreens for a very respectable 29 cents (price might vary by location. We don’t run the place.) per print. And, as always, these cards are 100% free but if you’d like to buy us a Slurpee, that would be great!

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The time of Todash has come. The world has moved on and taken me with it.

They say there will be “Water if God wills it” and that Three is a number of power. I leave you in the company of three, with an object of great power, The Wizards Rainbow, to entice and enchant. First come smiles, then comes lies. Last is gunfire.

Thankee-sai, long days, kiss my ass and go to heaven.

But The Todd

We want to thank you for the support in this last year since we relaunched because it’s been great. You’ve been great. We’ve been great. It’s great. And because it’s the holidays (and every thing is so great), we’re going to take a couple weeks off for the holidays but we’ll have a little something for everyone next Monday as well. Thanks so god damn much for the last 4 months and the last 2 years of Nick and Dooie.

For now, be sure to pop over to the Blog and get your Christmas card from NaD (everyone loves an acronym for nuts right?) and send it to your whole family. It’s the holidays, they have to still love you, regardless of your poor taste in Christmas cards.

Be Merry

Nick and Dooie

Now then, our friends at the Mother Superior Churchtacular brings you another day in the life of Jesus. The date is ever creeping closer to 33 AD and that’s D-Day. We’ve got one more to go.

While you’re here, be sure to check out a nifty T’was The Night Before A Slurpee and a BRAND NEW holiday card over on the blag.

And on the second day, be frawg.

Nick and Dooie

And as always, your update in the Nickapedia.

Jesus

The children were nestled all snug in their footie pajamas,
While visions of blue M&M’s danced with llamas.
And my special lady friend in her ‘kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled down for a long winter’s nap.

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the couch to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
ripped open the shutters like a boss, and hopped up the sash.

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow,
Gave the luster of mid-time travel to objects below.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear?
But Uncanny X-Duders, and eight tiny wallabies’.

With two badass drivers, so lively and limp,
I knew in a moment it must be St. Dooie and St. Nick.
More rapid than lemurs and their wallabies’ they came,
And they whistled, and juggled, and called them by name;

“Now, Albert! Now, Arcee! Now, Brutus and Goldblum
On, Duder! On Jesus! On, Dante and on Randal!
To the top of the 7-11! To the top of the wall!
Now pour away! Pour away! Pour away all!”

And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof,
The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.
As I drew in my hand, and was turning around,
Down the Slurpee machine St. Dooie and St. Nick, came with a bound.

They spoke not a word but went straight to work,
And when they drained their Slurpees, they turned with a jerk.
And with no more frawg, they tossed the Spoon straw
And giving a nod, up the Slurpee machine they crawled.

They sprang to the sleigh, to the team they gave a squishy flop,
And away they all flew, like a fizzy soda pop.
But I heard them exclaim, as they drove out of line,
“Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good time!”

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It’s the Holidays and we won’t shy away from the ridiculous of the season. You won’t hear us pick a side between Christmas, Kwanza or those eight crazy nights of Hanukkah. We won’t bow to the Fox New’s War On Words because if you make us choose, we choose Festivus.

That said, we went ahead and made you one of the best Holiday Cards ever to hit the scene. You know the drill, download it right here.

Be frawg

But The Todd

Post Script: As always, these cards are 100% free but if you’d like to buy us a Slurpee, that would be great! Thank you.

And that’s a real drag man.

With close to 50 years of X-Men goodness, it’s a shame that it took so fucking long to get an amazing film (X-Men: First Class) with a pretty awesome cast. With the retconning of the first 3 films, to an extent, they introduced some pretty amazing mutants way out of continuity but we are curious, why don’t you see more mediocre mutants? Like the mutant power to do Taxes or being able to talk to Squirrels? We don’t know. We want to.

Be frawg

Nick and Dooie

And as always, we’ve got your latest Nickapedia entries.

Magneto

Professor X

Be frawg

Nick and Dooie