Dear World,

As my first post on the Nick and Dooie blog, I must first say that I should probably be bear raped for not doing so sooner. Being Nick of Nick and Dooie and all, you would think I’d be more adept at updating the public with bitchin news about me and my homies. Well I’m doing it now so Et tu Biatch!!

Second I’m am saddened and dismayed to say that yet again, time traveling (and state traveling) has made it difficult to bring you more hilarity once again. I am trying to get used to living in the middle of nowhere and find inspiration in corn. I failed. Bring on that hot cup of Columbian bear cock.

But fear not citizens. The future holds many new adventures and much more hilarious vulgarity. Amidst all the chaos, we will find order and bring you product!!!! I just ask for your patience.

The newest strip is going to be, as all things should be… epic. It is also planned to be up and ready for reading this week, hopefully by tomorrow if all goes as planned. I have a scheme. So prepare yourselves for some Nick and Dooie action. If that doesn’t sound gay, I don’t know what does.

Thanks for listening!

Mr. Pleaser

P.s

To tickle your fancy until we get back here are a few old sketches of Dooie and myself.