Nick & Dooie

So on Monday we received our first piece of hate mail. I’ve got to tell you, it’s fucking fantastic. Despite if being riddled with spelling mistakes, poor grammar and a smug air of importance, it made our day.

Take a look:

Now I don’t want to give anyone the wrong idea, we love hearing from fans but really Mike? That’s the best you can do?

The incredible sad part is that it wasn’t Mondays strip that set him off, it was the Lent cards I made (which we’re going to convert to Easter, because why not? Everyone should enjoy them) which got Mike’s blood boiling to the point he condemned us to burn in hell. The comic was almost an afterthought for him. Kind of like getting a chicken sandwich after leaving the abortion clinic.

I presume that Mike The Archangel was para-phrasing his scripture at us because the full on Exodus 20:7 (King James Version) reads as thus:

Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain; for the LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain.

Close enough eh? Why bother with facts when you can just shoot from the hip and hope for the best? At NickandDooie.com we aren’t looking to rip apart your religion but when you make yourself that easy of a target, expect to find yourself in the crosshairs.

Now we purpose a challenge to our readers: Mike says that everyone knows that God can’t ejaculate. So the first person to find us scripture that directly supports his claim, it’ll snag you a print of “…And It Was Good!” You can send that to us on our email page.

And if anyone wants to send Mike hate mail, you can reach him at MikeAckersontheArchangel@yahoo.com

But The Todd

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