And To Dust You Shall Return.

Good ole Ash Wednesday… it’s a day of repentance where you ask for forgiveness from a person you’ve wronged. Which is cool I guess but before you do that, why not give them one last chance to really think about it?

I know of only one way to show you’re in the (holy) spirit of the holiday and that’s the return of our wildly popular card series!

A time of Double Fish sandwiches from McDonalds, $0.99 Jesus shaped beef jerkey and our Meat Safe Lent Card! It’s the trinity of awesomeness!

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Alternatively, wish the fish (eater) a Happy Lent and ask the all to important question: Are you Rapture ready? He is coming you know.


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Keep an on this page, who knows when another card might pop up!

Not Nick, Nor Dooie but The Todd

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Post Script: As always, these cards are 100% free but if you’d like to buy us a Slurpee, that would be great!