Nick & Dooie

Back when we created the Pinkpocalypse V-Day cards for you fine readers, we had no idea that they would be as successful as they were. It was our first time out there on something like this and we can say, that without doubt, there are more of you sadistic bastards than we thought.

56 complete sets have been downloaded and it’s shocking to think about how many spouses, friends, and random co-workers have been cerebrally mauled and ocularly raped by these cards. Keep in mind that the numbers have only been going up since the official holiday. Course, we believe that you can celebrate stalking anytime. That’s the nice thing about no restraining orders, you can just let it fly. Just don’t let it fly out of your pants without asking first. It’s the nice thing to do.

Now that we think about it, it’s kind of romantic.

We’re going to presume that you want more of these things, so we shall provide them. Be on the look out for Easter Cards. Hell, we might even toss in a Lent card or two.

Not Nick, Nor Dooie but The Todd

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Post Script: We clearly gave those badass cards away but hey, why not make a donation? Photoshop needs to eat too.

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